What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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