he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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