but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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