The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
be right there i have to get my cape
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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