Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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