Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My liver just had a heart attack.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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