So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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