Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The adults are the big ones right?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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