yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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