cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I think I am morally bankrupt
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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