i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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