i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So vagazzling was a success
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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