When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
