Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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