ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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