I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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