Don't you send me to vm
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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