My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Alive.
So much puke
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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