The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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