nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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