dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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