party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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