I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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