I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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