Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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