doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Randomize
