Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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