You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
wow bdsm is so cute
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