Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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