The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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