Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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