this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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