Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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