You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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