that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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