I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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