and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.