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(248): View more from Michigan

I want 2 things right now, you or a cig

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cig

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me

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(806): View more from Texas

I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.

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(415): View more from California

i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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(904): View more from Florida

Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.

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