my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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