office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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