i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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