if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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