you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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