One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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