you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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