South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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