Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Randomize
