that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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