But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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