I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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