My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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