I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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