I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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