I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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