What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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