thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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