I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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