You can't motorboat a personality
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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