he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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