and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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