But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
