I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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