I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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