a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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